STOP DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS

Why is this look so popular amongst uneducated American women? It can’t be the uneducated part. A lot of women aren’t educated in Africa and I don’t see them shaving off their eyebrows to replace them with their kid’s latest stick figure drawing. Sure, they’re doing a lot of weird things, but nothing that tops this. I think it’s community college (still qualifies as uneducated) that’s teaching these women that this look is okay, and luckily for Africa, they don’t have community college.

The equivalent of the drawn on eyebrows is the ever disconcerting pencil/skinny/chinstrap beard. I can’t imagine that people sporting the drawn on eyebrows and pencil beard can possibly date anyone other than each other. If someone with this beard dated a woman with thick, luscious eyebrows, It’d be like the interracial couple of facial hair.